James Brown - Funky Christmas

On the lighter side of things, let's get some funk in here for the holidays.

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Christmas on Death Row

'Tis the season for gansta music.

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Doctor Octoroc - 8-Bit Jesus

It's still "the season", by all measures of time, so it's fair that Christmas albums still be fair game. This time, let's conjure up some half-remembered videogame chiptunes, and infuse them with all-too familiar carols. Yes, let's!

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Afroman - A Colt 45 Christmas

It's impossible to escape it. Give up. There is no denying the power of Christmas. Everywhere you go, it shall follow. Even in the deepest dens of the most solitary of recluses, there still looms the threat of holiday cheer, be they from some cavalcade of carol singers who have traveled through time to sing at their doorstep, or some conspiracy kook trying to elaborate on his theories that our crude consumerism is a vast plot put into play by Soviet mind-control devices.

I'm already indoctrinated. It's too late for me. I think what did it was Afroman's warbling phrase "You better not pout, you better not shout, I'll slap your grandmama's denture's out". And while this album has all the mature subtlety of a wet fart, it, also much like a wet fart, is fun, especially in the right company.

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