Short Music for Short People

I know how it is. You probably don't have time to listen to a lot of music, especially with each artist wanting to make 10-minute dubsteb remixes of their pop singles. So, if that's the case, why not just listen to some extraordinarily short songs? You can finish 10 tracks in about 5 minutes - and if you have yourself a full hour to listen to things, well, you might get through most of the album!

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Army of Lovers - Massive Luxury Overdose

I'm just going to post this here, while nobody's reading the blog.

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GWAR - This Toilet Earth

We're fast approaching the end of the world, and GWAR knew that ages ago. Let's travel back in time to see how close we've come to destruction in the past, so that we can be ready for this mudball's end in the future.

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The 5, 6, 7, 8's - Bomb the Twist

Probably most famous in the US for their appearance in Kill Bill, the 5, 6, 7, 8's are a fun surf rock band with some fairly obvious punk-rock influenced vocals. Highly suggested.

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The Beards - Beards, Beards, Beards

I miss my beard.

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Wreckx-N-Effect - Hard or Smooth

All I wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.

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James Brown - Funky Christmas

On the lighter side of things, let's get some funk in here for the holidays.

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